#pls help an old man

[kimikoyuko]

I'm on my period, i'm out of Nutella, the stores are closed, I can't find my eraser for my messed up sketch, pills don't help with the period pain AND MY TIKTOK SHOWED ME A SLIDESHOW WITH SILCO LOOKING AT VANDER WITH SOME SAD MUSIC AND THE CAPTION "He wants that cookie so effing badly"

SO NOW IM HERE, SITTING ON MY BED, TRYING TO FIND A VANCO FIC THAT I HAVEN'T READ YET, WHILE CRYING MY EYES OUT BECAUSE OF THE DOOMED OLD MAN YAOI

[vaggieslefteye]

HUSK, Hotel Bartender & Concierge | 1x04 - Masquerade

"Oh, I FORGOT — you're the wise-old bartender who's seen it all! Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink."

[lovebeatriceplz]

" Did Gwen and Hobie hook up??😦🤨🤔, here's proo-"

No.

Kindly stfu

[dreamedfyre-a]

firm believer there was no bedding ceremony when helaena and aegon married because she would cry and possibly kill someone

[rodolfoparras]

been very low energy these past few days... zzzzz

so anyhow have this ask where i write a fic for the fic writer 🫶🏼 little gift

thinking about price who isn't very vocal in bed, not because he's insecure or anything, he knows how much you love the noises he makes. you make it obvious, taking it as encouragement that you're doing well

he just... isn't. it's not something he's used to, having taken a dominant role in past relationships (heteronormativity the worst enemy of gay whimpering men).

that was until you two tried something new, price was reluctant at first, never having been... submissive like this. it felt a bit jarring at first, not that he didn't trust you, of course he did! with his life, even

but all those thoughts oh so quickly melted away, as your hand gently pumped his length. price hadn't expected you to be so gentle with him... so slow and sweet, whispering all the praise in the world into his ears, that he "was taking it so well", "so good for agreeing to this" and "you're so handsome, all nice and hard just for me" needless to say, this was driving him insane.

price wasn't a vocal man, but when you suggested he gives up control, "just to try it out", you'd tell him, it's like a switch turned in his head.

now, he's riding your dick all pretty, soft tears flowing down his cheeks... and so, so loud. he squeaks, whimpers, at basically every movement you make, your cock sliding against his warm entrance and gods, it just filled him up so good.

it was like it brushed against his prostate every time he merely shifted to get a better grip. price really tried to keep his noises in at first but every thought of his was melting into nothing as you thrust inside.

you guided his hips up and down your length, he's so so close, and you, so merciful, lets him cum all over your chest because he has been so good and pliant.

the mess he makes of himself is worth everything you've done to him, begging and moaning your name while his cock spurts small streams of cum after he's so spent and there's nothing left.

FELT SO SILLY WRITING THIS

love u?!?!? /p enjoy

- 🌷

Anonie when I say I have tears in my eyes from how beautiful I found this I’m being 100% serious

Thank you so much you don’t know how sweet of a read this was I’m going to read it over and over and over 😭 literally all I want in life is to be the one to care for price and have him go on auto pilot

Imagine your whole life being the one to take care of others putting everyone before yourself even in bed and sure while it’s absolutely a nice feeling sometimes he just wants to be taken care of, believe it or not at first he thought he couldnt be submissive because he’s always been the one in charge that is of course until he meets you you’re much older yourself a captain as well and beside the fact that you’re a wonderful soldier you’re also a wonderful person

After every harsh mission you’ll be the first to check upon him even though he’s told everyone he’s fine if it’s been a practically hard day you’ll see it on his face won’t mention it but you’ll instead offer to go on a walk with him and he loves it so much, going on long night walks where you talk about everything and nothing sharing cigar and leaving the work and worries behind

Or how you’ll always remember his food preferences and bring it to his office when you see that he hasn’t frequented canteen for the day you’ll even sit with him while he eats and he’ll feel shy about eating alone so he’ll offer you a bite but you’re just happy to spend time with him

You’ll even take time out of your busy schedule to take him away from the base have him visit some places he’s always wanted to visit whether it be a restaurant, somewhere up in the mountains or wherever else his heart desires to go

And out on a mission it feels so different with you sure he has 141 to check up on him but it’s different with someone older someone who’s also in charge keeping an eye on him or an iron grip on his hips to make sure he stays close by and nothing hurts him

Sure he’s been a captain and spent many years in the industry and knows damn well how to take care of himself but it feels so nice to be cared for once

And when he tumbles with you in bed he ends up in a headspace he thought he could never visit, falling so submissive, feeling so safe allowing you to care for him til he’s sobbing in your embrace

[that-thingoverthere]

Help

I wwatched Venom: the last dance and now I can't stop thinking about them it's an addiction please send help

[jtspaderstills]

whenever he's in that pose, I feel utterly weak—

[teemhaunts]

saw this while trick pr treating in aj and it got me thinking so hard

main thoughts r in the tags bc im weird ??????

[schnaf]

26 days until gunil's 26nd birthday

day 18 - unable to form hearts

[ankakkka]

Fun fact: did you know Garmadon's original name was Demic?? Hmm yea. So what was the case here, what was Garmadon's first name. So what if it is Lord Demic Montgomery Garmadon? I know Its long and weird but becouse of this I couldnt sleep last night.

Please support my weird hc

[darklight-owl]

Stop saying Eggmuffin is the anime twink from the first trailer 😭 I know in my heart Eggmuffin is a milf in her fifties with arms for days because she works with machines all day. Ok?

[nyx-thedragon]

ignore me reblogging a bunch of jedtavius stuff, i started thinking about them again while trying (and failing) to not get distracted by my phone and work on a paper for english :3

[ask-frater-imperator]

How do you feel about our lord and savior kazoo Jesus?

(You can never escape him…….. >:])

- A sister of sin who is totally not aspenlovessodo

What... what are you talking about?..

Who is kazoo Jesus???

[fincher-of-the-swamp]

yeah i guess the enemy of the world was good but it should've went like this

[marshimiiuowo]

Totally sane (not)

I want to draw more of @void-dude ' au but arghhh- I have too many things to work with atm.

I WANT TO DRAW MORE OF THE CRIME HUSBANDS DANG IT ALL!

[mystycalypso]

Things our William doesn't know about because he was in a room for 16 years (so far)

(A very long list) (in no particular order)

Cell phones

9-11

DvDs

Playstations

The internet

Emojis

Email

Mp3 players

The term "friend zone"

Laptops

Digital cameras

Facebook

Photoshop

Most nintendo products

The fall of the berlin wall

The Tiananmen Square protests

The Exxon oil spill

Steve Jobs

Wikipedia

Myspace

Iraq war

The hubble telescope

Answering machines

Yahoo

Javascript

Computer animation

Hybrid cars

Southpark

The end of the soviet union

OJ simpsons aquitence

Columbine shooting

The los angelos riots

The movie, Titanic

Nirvana

Toy Story

The Spice Girls

Harry Potter

Tiger Woods

Viagra

Pokemon

Google

President Clinton and his impeachment

Pride month

The term nonbinary